Splatterbatter's Carnal Compendium: Dildos & Dumbasses

Ever wanted to fill your tabletop session with absurdly kinky nonsense?  Need an excuse to make an OC who can literally fuck an army into submission?  Maybe you just want to spray a load and fill out a character sheet at the same time? 

Look no further, friend!  Famed archmagus Dick Splatterbatter has you covered, possibly from head to toe!

At its core, this is a very gay, very kinky supplement that will heavily color your entire game with amusingly intense sexuality; to wit, nearly every fight will become a fuckfest, to say nothing of the character interactions.  A general list of kinks touched upon includes, but is not limited to:  hyper muscle, hyper cock/balls, hyper ass/hips and voluptuous men, hyper tits/pecs, male lactation, truly ludicrous amounts of cum, cum inflation, growth of all kinds, tentacles, a little bit of teratophilia, minor bondage, ABO-adjacent content, slime-related kinks, and more!   

This is optional ruleset is meant to accompany and augment Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition.  The PDF contains changes and additions to the base rules, new status effects, new subclasses, new spells, and even new feats, all in the name of pointed eroticism. 

This is still very much a work in progress, however!  Consider it a free early access; quite a lot is still terribly unbalanced without proper testing, and whole sections are still planned to be rewritten or reworked, not to mention the several subclasses that still need to be added.  To that end, though, if you and yours happen to pick this up and use it to play then by all means PLEASE leave a comment with your feedback.  I sadly don't often have the free time to organize full testing sessions myself, so any and all feedback I receive here will very helpfully go towards the project's polished completion!

Once everything here is completed I intend to charge a small sum for downloads of the finished product, so definitely put this to the test now while it's still free!

And! If you'd like to join the community or talk to me directly about feedback, consider joining our Discord channel!

Artist Credits:

• AstrumEroticum (my boyfriend!):   Twitter   Bluesky 
• Pachi the Pornomancer:   Twitter   Bluesky

Trigger Warning for [Light?] Sexual Assault

Worth mentioning off the bat is that by turning combat into a sexual encounter there is a certain element that, while not intended to be a violent experience, is still very much a literal form of sexual assault.  There is a veneer of cheerfully implied consent (very "all in good fun") over everything presented here, or dubious consent at absolute worst, but I would still rather the audience here be warned before going in-- not because it's particularly bad or intense (it's not), but because I would rather give folks an informed choice without any nasty surprises.  I don't condone sexual violence, and this isn't meant to glorify it-- merely to serve as a fun and slightly silly outlet for some niche sexual interests.  Dungeon Masters:  Make sure your players are alright with this kind of thing before springing it on them.  Players: Communicate with your DM about what you are and aren't okay with, please.